Test in England

Dieser Test soll in einer Schule in Großbritannien wirklich so stattgefunden haben. Für die Antworten soll der Schüler die Note "F" bekommen haben, was bei uns der Schulnote "6" entspricht. Allerdings soll der Lehrer den Vermerk "A+ for creativity" dazugeschrieben haben, was soviel bedeutet wie "Note 1* für die Kreativität"




Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible.


Q1: In wich battle did Napoleon die?
          A: In his last one

Q2: Where was the "Declaration of Independence" signed?
          A: On the bottom of the page.

Q3: River Ravi flows in wich state?
          A: Liquid state

Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
          A: MARRIAGE

Q5: What is the main reason for exams?
          A: FAILURE

Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
          A: Lunch & Dinner

Q7: What looks like half an apple?
          A: The other half

Q8: If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will you get?
          A: Simply, a wet stone

Q9: How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
          A: EASY, sleep at night.

Q10: How can you lit an elephant with one hand?
          A: You can never lift an elephant that has 1 HAND

Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
          A: VERY large HANDS

Q12: If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
          A: No time at all, the wall was already built.

Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
          A: Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack.